What's with girls and pretence this days, my girlfriend called me last night and said; Dearie I miss my period. I asked; Which of the subject? Maths Or English? She queried; So Ofego you have another girlfriend. I never knew you are a player. I replied; Yes, i am a player, i play for Warri Wolves football club of Warri. She then said; Baby I'm not feeling fine. I sympathised with her; Oh sorry Angel, have you taken your drugs? She said; No, Just send me 1,500 Naira Mtn recharge card, please! I was cut off balance by this and screamed; Do you want to recharge your sickness?
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