Alcohol surely turns the well learned to a well learner. My Geography teacher in secondary school Uncle Sam, who happens to be my neighbour, went to drink at a beer parlour after school on a friday. While his wife was at home waiting for him to come back as usual. Time past 4pm and he was not yet back. His wife thought he was staying for evening classes. It got to 8pm and he was not yet back. Mama Baby, his wife, became worried and alerted we the neighbours. We all went to the school and found everywhere empty. We called the principal and he said Uncle Sam left for home immediately after school. This made Mama Baby to become more worried. It was then 11pm, so we went and reported to the police who joined in the search. At about 2:30am, we found Uncle Sam sitting at a corner, awake and not sleeping. We reached to him and asked; Why have you refused to come home. He replied; Bunch of illiterates! You lack knowledge in Geography. Since the earth rotates with everything in it, I decided to sit here and wait for my house.
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