I said to My wife; I'm GEJ. She said to Me; You are kidding. Our President is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan). I said; I mean I'm GEJ - GOING on EMERGENCY JOURNEY! She smiled; Oh! You are not serious! What kind of journey are you going on? I replied; OBJ. My wife asked; To meet Obasanjo? I said; No. It means ON a BUSINESS JOURNEY. She exclaimed; Oh! I then said; IBB. She asked; Babangida? I said; I'LL BE BACK. She smiled. I said to her; Till then, I'll APC. She asked; You want to join politics? I said; I mean I will ALWAYS give you a PHONE CALL. She quipped; Hmmm! I said to her; While I am away, PDP with our love. She said; What? I said; PLEASE DON'T PLAY with our love. She replied Me; You know I won't. I'll BRF. I said to her; What has Lagos State Governor got to do with all this? She smiled; I'll BE RIGHTEOUS and FAITHFUL! I said to her; I trust you. She said to Me; FOOL! I was shocked and exclaimed; What? She replied; FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE!
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