I liked Rose, a course mate of mine in school, but I did not have the guts to ask her out. I went to one native doctor. And all what he asked from me was one month BIS money. Shocking right? Due to my desperation, without foreseeing, I paid the money and he gave me a ring called 'Touch and Follow'. As I collected it, he said; All you have to do is touch her with this ring and she will follow you. I was excited. The following day in school, when school was actually over for the day, she was passing by me and I touched her, pretending as if it was a mistake. I expected her to follow me, but she did not. Rather, she moved on pressing her phone. I was disappointed and went home. Later that day, in the evening, I was browsing with my phone and saw 9 notifications showing Rose is now following me on twitter, and has even sent me a friend request on Facebook. She had liked my posts, sent me a ''Hi'' message on whatsapp and added me on 2go. I ran to the native doctor immediately to inform him. He told me; My son, I told you it shall come to past, you think we native doctors are still dumb, we have upgraded o, everything is now digital. Bye bye to the rural village! Welcome to the global village! That is why I did not ask for a fowl or a goat but BIS to keep me online.
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