So I have been asking myself this question, between man and woman who is more wiser? I hadn't got any answer until yesterday. Let's get to how I arrived at this answer. It all happened like this, two weeks ago my mother came visiting in my lodge in school. I school in Delta state poly. My mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful my roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between me and my roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching my roommate and I interact, she started to wonder if there was more between me and my roommate. Reading my mum's thoughts, I said; Mummy I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Chioma and I are just roommates. About a week later which was last week, last week wednesday precisely Chioma walked up to me and said; Ofego ever since your mother came to visit us I have been unable to find the business maths textbook. You don't suppose she took it, do you? I replied; Well, I doubt it, but I will write her a letter just to be sure. I sat down and wrote; Dear mother, I'm not saying you did take the business maths textbook from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take the business maths textbook. But the fact remains that one has been missing since you were here for a visit. Yesterday, I received a letter from my mother which read; Dear son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Chioma, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Chioma. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the business maths textbook by now.
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