My Father-In-Law came calling but I hid myself. He barged in to where I was hiding and shouted; Ofego where are you? I replied; Sir, I heard your voice and I hid myself because I beat my wife. He asked; Why did you beat your wife? I replied; The apple you ask us not to eat, the wife you gave me ate it and, instead of tempting me with it, she ate all. My Father-In-Law said; Ofego, because you have wish and have wanted to eat the apple which I commanded you not to eat, foolishness, uselessness, illitracy, mumuness, shall be your portion. I said to him; But sir, as you have already curse me, let me just eat the apple so that my curse will not be in vain.
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