Ofego in shock exclaimed; Shit! See fuck up! It's a night gown i took. Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!! No wonder people have been staring and laughing at me ever since i took to the streets this morning, what will i do now? I will manage it like that jor. Wait o, what if one fine babe sees me like this? No! It's better to dress like this than be wearing boxer around patrolling the streets of Warri, I will manage it like this. Cloth na cloth, sofa e cover the things that are not meant for the eyes in public. Ofego said walking away. He continued; Who i dey shame for sef, i get any babe for warri, i no even know anybody sef, abegi. He walked into a sharp bend and jammed someone he knew. Ofego!!!! Wetin you dey do for Warri? The Girl asked. She was a gossip from Ofego's community and knew him from Adam. Chi-ne-ke me eeeeeeh!!!!!!!! Ofego cried. Why you dey shout, she asked, you dey shout say i don catch you wey you dey hide from Ebola for Warri. No shout, i no go tell anybody, na between me and you. So wetin you dey do for Warri na? Ofego went into trance mode, staring at her amidst fears, thinking she will go back to community and, throw her grenade rumours that Ofego is in Warri, running mad. Ofego answer me na. She queried. I-I dey act film. Ofego lied. You dey act fim na you wear woman night gown like man wey just start to dey run mad? She asked. Yes, i dey act film, Ofego said and shouted; You dey block the camera man make he no see me video well. Where the camera man? She asked. See am for across the road. She looked across the road; I no dey see am o. And looked back. Ofego had taken off. As Ofego was running, he ran into the hands of Cure My Craze Mental Health Workers who were randomly picking up mad people from street to street. They mistook him for one, and threw him into their van. Next, is, Episode Six. Get set as the drama gets exciting. Check the homepage later for it.
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