Ahn, ahn, shuo! Look at what this guy is doing. Someone that I sent to buy me a wife is pricing her for himself. This is unbelievable. Ofego said, staring at the guy and Igho playing Leke Leke Give Me One One finger. If i spend the next minute here watching them, this guy will steal this girl from me. I have to act. Ofego walked down to them and pushed the guy aside. He started playing with her hair. She liked it and smiled all round. She reciprocated by playing with Ofego's own, and started eating the lice on his beards. Ofego too started removing the lice on her hair and threw them on his mouth. He had thrown about ten lice into his mouth before he realised he was not a mad person. Chai, I am not mad o, and i have almost eaten all the lice on this girl's hair. Chai! This must be love. Love they say, is blind. He thought, and continued. Later that day, Ofego was on his bed, thinking; What kind of life I'm i living here? This must be a life without NAFDAC number. People managed to kidnap me, is Warri, of all places, is Warri that they brought me. They did not see London, not even America or even Tahiti. Is Warri that they brought me. Let me do and go back to my community. I am now missing my people, family, friends, relatives, and my enemies. I am sure that they are missing me like this too. My body is even missing my one and only, Rose. A name that i have even forgotten but my brain keeps reminding me of. Oh Rose, the love of my mind. I really need to go back home. Yes, i think i should escape. But wait, if i runaway, what of Igho, the former Miss Nigeria. I will start missing her o. And i have not enjoyed her services to the fullest. What i'm i even saying, i have not started enjoying her services, which are free to air, without subscription. Not only her i will miss sef, i will still miss the free assorted food that they give us here. Because of Igho, and the free assorted food, which i get here, and don't get at home, I will continue staying here till Jesus comes. That afternoon, that same day, Ofego was on his bed eating his usual meal, fried rice and chicken and watching NTA mid-day news on T.V. Two nurses passing by stopped, and stared at him. First Nurse; I don't think this guy is mad. Why do you say so? The second nurse asked. Does a mad person watch news all the time? And even know how to change channel? Watching NTA News all the time? The nurse asked. It's written all over his face. This guy is not mad. Just carefully take a look at him, no trace of madness. She said. Ofego suddenly stopped eating and exclaimed; How did you find out that I'm not mad, eh? Who told you I am not mad? I know that it is that stupid boy that has been planning me since and doesn't want me to continue enjoying the free assorted food of this hospital department. What?????? The two nurses screamed. Episode Eight, Next!
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