At Cure My Craze Mental Hospital Ofego was installed in a bed and given fried rice, chicken and juice to feed on. As he ate, he stared at the ward. His eyes fell on a mad girl in a bed not too far from his, and he was shocked. She was the former Miss Nigeria, and her name is Igho. She bit her finger, and yanked her hair, behaving abnormally. Ofego ate, this time, like a mad man, while staring at her. He was eloped by her beauty. This is the former Miss Nigeria. How did she change to like this? Ofego asked himself. Hmm! This life na wa. Look at how they have successfully dismantled this beautiful girl that i have been loving secretly. It must be the witches from her village. Now is time for me to love her openly. She will be my ''one and only'' throughout my stay in this mental hospital. I have a plan. Ofego said. And continued eating. He stopped; How will I woo her? Is the problem. Their language, i mean mad people's language, are different from mine. She is mad, i am normal. How will i make this ''crush'' come to past? Yes, that guy that ran to welcome me when i was carried here. He could be of help. Let me finish eating and go see him. Ofego rushed the food and went to him. He was a mad guy and stayed close to the entrance door to the ward. Only that his madness was not that serious, he could still communicate with people, his fellow mad men. Ofego placed his mouth on his left ear, and whispered some words. He nodded like a lizard. Ofego said to him, as he pointed at her; That's her sitting over there. Go talk to her for me. I'll be here waiting for her reply, from you. The guy nods and walked up to Igho. Instead of talking to her, he started playing ''Leke Leke Give Me One One Finger'' with her.
To Be Continued.
Next, Episode Seven.
is this a story or your idea of a joke?
ReplyDeleteA story. A sad one for that matter.
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