My friend and I were just promoted from privates to sergeants. We were out taking a walk when he pointed out; Look at that club, let us go in and have fun. I said to him; But we are privates. He corrected Me; We are sergeants now. And pulled Me inside. Inside, he said to Me; Now let's sit down and have a drink. I complained; But we are privates. He asked Me; Are you a fool? And pointed at his uniform and said; We are sergeants now. We started having a drink and a prostitute walked up to him and said; You are so cute, I will like to sleep with you, but I have gonorrhea. My friend pulled Me to a corner and whispered; Go and check dictionary, to see what gonorrhea means. If it is good, give me the good sign. I went to check it and came back and gave him the good sign. Three weeks later, he found himself in the hospital with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Ofego," he called Me, "Why did you give me the good sign? I replied; We are sergeants now. Dictionary says gonorrhea affects only the privates.
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