I have come to realise that when you go online to seek advice consigning your relationship from white people, they tend to give you exactly what you seek, Advice! But when you seek advice consigning your relationship online from Nigerians, the reverse is the case. Is either you get insulted or ignored. Did i just say ignored? You will just be insulted jor. Let me sight an example. Take for instance. A white people's page or forum; Hello, my name is Susan Smith, I'm from London, I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed. I even suck his dick too but he has refused to suck mine. Please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cause i really want my Kitty-Cat juice sucked.
Comments;
James Wilson: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is communication.
Sarah Robinson: Oh my dear, sorry about that. I've been in your shoes before. I told him right away when we were having sex and he is an expert in it.
Micheal Paper: I get down with my wife, its cool, i love doing it. You should talk to your husband.
Oya, come see Nigerian Page or forum; My name is Nneka, I stay in Abuja, married with a child, my husband have refused to suck my vagina, what should I do. No insults abeg! Even though she used no insults abeg at the last line, come see insults, the insults will be worst than what she bargained for. Naija i hail thee, see comments she'll get;
Dayo Muyiwa: Fool, sex na food?
Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to womanhood. Shame on you!
Idris Kunle: Any news about the missing girls?
Osarobe Akporobaro: If you want I can suck for you, call my number 0708312455. I suck for free.
Funmi Odetola: I no blame you at all, better go find something do with your life, suck kor, soakaway ni!
Richard Odion: Abeg who get nokia charger?
Amaka Achebe: You are a prostitute, you need deliverance!
Cant stop laughing
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