My neighbour who recently got married is regretting why he spent his honey moon in a one room apartment and planned to live in it for a start. I warned him but he felt an advice from a comedian is a loophole and this happened to him. He got married last month to the angel of his life, not mine. And went ahead to spend the honeymoon in a one room apartment and start life afresh on it. To me, that is starting life from the end time, not afresh. So this is what happened, the first night of the honeymoon, as he wanted to test his wife search engine, a bang came from the door, accompanied with a coarse voice like that of Alex Osifo Omiagbo, the Nollywood actor. Apologies to him on this one, just making a reference though. The voice yelled; Open this door! Open the door or, I will break in. My neighbour and his wife became afraid. And bang! The door was broken. A guy with a mask on his face and armed with a gun came through. He ordered my neighbour to move away from his wife; Move away from your wife, fool! You got married and didn't bother to invite me to be the first to test your wife search engine if it's working. Don't you know that I test run for free. You call yourself a christian and you are not being a cheerful giver that you should be. Don't you that as you receive, you give out. Come on get out of that bed let me be the first to test her. My neighbour obeyed. The guy then gave my neighbour his gun, to hold for him and fiuuuum!! He jumped into the bed and climbed on top of my neighbour's wife and was about to ride her when my neighbour cracked the gun he was holding, and pointed it at him and laughed; Hahahahaha!! You think you are smart. After i suffered in paying her dowry with my hard earned money and single handedly finalised the wedding with my last kobo. You want to test, when you did not contribute, you want to reap, where you did not sow. Come on, move away from my wife before i kill you. The guy held the wife tightly and laughed; Hahahahaha!! I knew it would come to this, that's why i did not put bullet on the gun before coming here.
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