Bird Rapist Discovered In Nigeria

During the 2007 bird flu widespread, I was living with my uncle who had a poultry farm. Something related to the plague but not the plague, claimed the lives of all his roosters one evening. He made an order for a new rooster, a young one this time. As the rooster was brought home the next morning, it rushed and slept with all the 153 hens. My uncle was impressed, and thought about the eggs the hens would hatch. That afternoon, the young energetic rooster again, slept with all the 153 hens. My uncle got worried. The next day, he found the rooster sleeping with the ducks, the geese and the parrots. This made him afraid. Later that day, he found the rooster lying pale, half dead and vultures flying around it. My uncle shouted at the rooster; You deserve this, you bastard! You deserve this! The rooster opened one eye, pointed at the heavens, and whispered; Ssshhh! Let them land! I've never bleeped a vulture, in my entire bleeping career.