My elder brother stopped a bike. The bike man asked him where he was going. He said mortuary! Sorry, it is late, I can't take you there unless you will pay me 500 Naira. The bike man said. My brother agreed and told the bike man that when they get there he will be paid. When they got to the mortuary, my brother told the bike man to wait outside that he wants to go inside the mortuary to get his money for him. The bike man agreed. He waited for close to an hour and did not see my brother. He decided to go in, in search of him. He pushed open the door of the mortuary and took some steps in. As he walked slowly, he noticed someone, who appeared to be the mortuary attendant, lounging around. How can I help you? The mortuary attendant asked. I gave a man a ride to this place, he asked me to wait for him outside that he is coming inside here to get my bike fare, but he has not come back. No one entered here! So I don't know what you are talking about. Said the mortuary attendant. The bike man insisted and said he'll stay and wait for my bro. The attendant thought for a while and asked him to follow him into the mortuary room. When they got there, the attendant picked up a stick, pointed it at the dead bodies and shouted; If you know you entered a bike and did not pay, raise up your hand now and bring the money out or else, I will flog all of you with this stick. Without wasting time, one of the dead bodies raised up his hand and threw the money at the bike man.
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