Shadrack give me your english textbook. Nfelo said in class. My English textbook, are you the one that bought it for me? Shadrack asked surprised on how Nfelo demanded for it as if he was his father. Shadrack added; For your information, I'm making good use of it not bad use as you will make of it. You are mad! I just saw you hiding it in your bag. Give me it I want to use it or I'll take your happiness this morning. Nfelo said. Take my happiness! Come here Nfelo, who do you think you are that you want to take my happiness? Shadrack asked. I am a comedian of sorrow, I take happiness and give sorrow so If you don't give me the book let me do my assignment, I'll be forced to send you to an apartment close to the mortuary. Nfelo warned. You don't know what you are talking about, get out of my sight wasted sperm. Shadrack cursed. You call me wasted sperm, see how wasted sperm act when refused something. Nfelo said snatching his bag from him and picking up the book. Give me my book. Shadrack said. Take, for denying me access to it. Nfelo said giving Shadrack a hot knock on his head, Shadrack collasped. Pandemonium broke out in the class. Nfelo ran home through window. Shadrack was rushed to the school's native doctor.
Elder Arinze, you are lowly welcome to my house, please sit ground. Chief Udenwa the village head said. He had no chair in his house so Elder Arinze had to sit on the ground. Thank you! Elder Arinze said as he sat ground. Take Kolanut! Udenwa said, giving him Kola. Save it for your next visitor cause I know you don't have another one to give your next visitor. Arinze said. You are right! How did you know? Udenwa said. Is this my first time of visiting you? Anyway, that is not why I am here, I am here because of the wind that is blowing like MTN recharge card in this community. You speak in riddles Elder Arinze, make your words open. Udenwa adviced. Elder Udenwa, Arinze called, you are the oldest man in this village, that is why you won the election into the seat as the village head. Now from your village head seat, are you not seeing Elder Afube, do you like the way he is now? Arinze asked. Why should I like it? Udenwa retorted. I am sad you don't. Arinze said. So you want me to like it? You want me to like Ebola so that it will come to me? Udenwa asked. No, I don't want you to like it, I want you to do something about it. See Kpekus' son, Shadrack, he is still at the school's native doctor. The knock has given his head trademark. What have you done about this things? Arinze asked. What can I do? Asked Udenwa. Let's get rid of the perpetrator, that Nfelo of a boy. He is causing more sorrow than laughter in this Sagem community. How? Udenwa asked. Elder Udenwa are you so old that your head is no longer working, let's erase him jor. Arinze suggested. Erase as in delete? Yes! From the surface of the earth? Yes! Elder Arinze, I wouldn't be a party to it. Leave my house. That boy is evil, I can't kill evil. You kill evil, evil will come for you and take you along. Udenwa said. So it is true that you are afraid of him! Are you sure you are the oldest man in this village and the village head or I'm I in the wrong house? Elder Arinze asked baffled. Watch out for Episode 5
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