Nfelo picked up Mama with one hand from the bed and started raking her like football. He played her to the ceiling and said, now go to heaven and have a nice time there. Mama hit the ceiling and fell down. She was gone! All ye evil comedians, I'm gradually fulfilling the mission hahahahaha!!!! Nfelo laughed like Obasanjo. He went back to his room and slept off like nothing had happened. In the early hours of the morning, let me say, around 4am, Elder Arinze and the two village youths had laid an ambush for him at the entrance to their house. That morning around 5 when Nfelo was about coming out to piss, the ambush caught up with him. The two youths carried him up and threw him into a bag of garri and locked it. The youths with Elder Arinze carried him shoulder high to the village head's one bedroom flat. As they got there Elder Arinze screamed; Weak village head where are you? Weak village head o. I have done what you cannot do. I have captured the small rat that calls himself the evil comedian. Come and see! Elder Udenwa where are you? Come o! And see. He banged the door. No answer. He banged it again no answer. Ahn, ahn, is he not at home? Where could he have gone to this kind of morning? Early morning for that matter. Youths drop that rat and come and open this door. Said Elder Arinze to the youths. They broke the door and there was he. Elder Udenwa wearing only boxer, dead on his favourite chair. It has happened, one of the youth screamed, Elder come and see! Ewo! His manhood was killed too. Youths, no mercy, this is revenge mission, take this boy to the community square now for final answer. Is either he goes for 50 - 50 or phone a friend. Or we will have no option but to work him out of the stage. Let's go! The bag of garri was opened and Nfelo was thrown out. As he opened his eyes he saw a crowd of Sagem community people circled around him. Elder Arinze had told them all the evil he had played in the community. What do we do to him? He asked. Bury him alive, bury him alive in see me no more forest. See me no more forest was the community's evil forest. A home for evil players. Alright, youths! Come and bundle him to the evil forest for his burial. Let's go give him a befitting burial. Nfelo was carried to the forest. The community set up canopy there, drinks were provided and food, jollof rice and starch and ogwo soup. D.J was provided, order of service was done, lying in state and last respect were paid, then the burial was conducted and Nfelo was buried. As sand were poured on him he screamed; This Sagem community will turn to cemetry. You all will get deleted from this land. You all will get deleted, from this land. His shouts faded away as the last sand were poured on him.
Sagem people returned to their normal life after the burial of Nfelo. Nfelo's mother was buried later on. Elder Afube later died of the ebola inherited from Nfelo. His body was burnt by the medical experts, the native doctors who quarantined him. Some weeks later the messenger of the evil comedians also the grand commander was sent for by the Queen of the evil comedians Queen Nemesis at their headquarters, the niger river. Chinko why did you run away from our own son in the time of trouble? The Queen asked. I did not. He brought that to himself. I warned him. Chinko said. If you know what's good for you Chinko, pay a visit to that his grave and withdraw him here now. The Queen said. But his tenure has not complete. Chinko told her. Are you his leader? Go and bring him here now and let revenge be taken upon that Sagem community who did that to him. The Queen said. Okay my Queen, your words are my doings. Chinko said and left. Watch out for Episode 7
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