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How To Stop Someone That Snores At Night From Snoring

My car broke down one night in a small town, Emevor, in Delta State, while I was coming from a show. Every hotel room in the town had been taken. I got to the last hotel and begged; You must have a room somewhere or just a bed. I don't care where! The manager said; Well, I do have a double room with one occupant and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in the other rooms are complaining. I am not sure it would be worth it to you. I told him; No problem, I will take it. The next morning I came down to breakfast strong and healthy. The manager asked me, How did I sleep. I replied; Nice. He was impressed, he asked; You had no problem with the other guy that is snoring? I replied; No, I made him quiet all through the night. The manager asked; How did you manage to do that? I replied; He was already in bed, snoring. When I came into the room, I went over, gave him a kiss on his cheek, and said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up throughout the night watching me.

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