My wife told me we were having a visitor that day, her mother's friend's son who just came back from the states. So I had to prepare myself and she kept the house in order. We waited for this august visitor all through that saturday but he didn't show up. Later that night, as my wife was about to lock the door for us to go to bed, someone knocked. We thought it was the expected visitor. My wife opened the door. And it was an armed robber. He pushed us into the long chair in the sitting room and pointed his gun at us and said; Let me know the names of my victims before I kill them. My wife said; I am Rose. The armed robber exclaimed; Oh shit! My mother's name is Rose. I can't kill Rose. Pointing the gun at me, he asked; And you? What is your name? I shouted; I am Ofego but all my friends call me Rose I swear!
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