I was at home yesterday afternoon and heard a knock on my door. I answered it only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying an electric vacuum cleaner. Good morning sir, he said, can I borrow your time? I would like to demonstrate and show you the latest high powered electric vacuum cleaners in town. Go! I don't have money to buy, I am with nothing at the moment, I told him and tried pushing him out. He stood his ground in the door and pushed it wide open. Don't be too hasty, he said, not until you have at least seen my demonstration. And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on my carpet and said; If this electric vacuum cleaner does not remove all the traces of this horse shit from your carpet sir, I will personally eat the remainder myself. I stepped back and told him; I hope the horse shit will be enough for you to eat because NEPA has cut my light this morning and I have no generator. What part of I am with nothing at the moment did you not understand?
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