My wife had stayed long at where she went, so I went in search of her. She had told me she was going to church for bible study. 8pm, she was not yet back, this is serious cause bible study ends at 6:30pm and the drive home is just 20 minutes. I went to the church in search of her. As I entered the church looking around for her, the Reverend Father saw me and asked; How may I help you son? I told him, I am looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see, she is not around. But now that I am here, I would like to confess. He took me to where the altar was, and I said; Forgive me father, for I have sinned! He asked; What are your sins my son? I replied; Some days back, I went looking for my wife at her parents home but she was not there. I found her sister alone, and I slept with her. He exclaimed; Oh, that is a sin, but at least you came to confess. I continued; Another day again, I went looking for her at her Auntie's place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone and I slept with her. The Reverend Father said; You know that is wrong my son. I continued; Then another day again I went looking for her at her working place. She was not there, I found her colleague alone.... The Reverend Father interrupted; Let me guess, you slept with her? I replied; Yes father. I am coming! He said and went to the back of the altar that leads to the outside of the church. I called; Father where are you going? There was no reply. Father! I shouted, Father are you there? No reply. I peeped through the altar and found out that he was no longer there. I looked for him and found him hiding and asked; Father why are you hiding? Shaking in fear he replied; I have just realised that I am the only one here and you came looking for your wife.
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