I love coming late to an occasion because I always think in my mind that other people will come late too, which always turns out to true, I call it African Time. I flash people's with private number. I am very loud especially when I'm talking on phone. I wear sun glasses at night. I run in the rain even though I am already wet. I answer questions with questions. I always end almost all my words, if not all, with 'o'. I call every old family friend, uncle, or auntie. If I go to Benin Republic or Dubai for one week, I always come back with an American or British accent. My parents like to sew uniformed outfits for me and my brothers for special occasions like Christmas day. I enjoy crushing chicken bones and fish bones. My Mum forces me to eat even when I am not hungry and when I'm sick. I love to invite people to a party someone else invited me to. If you are not progressing in your business, I don't believe it's natural, there must be some people from your village using your picture as hand fan. My Mother always reminds me she carried my pregnancy for nine months when I refuse to go message for her. I see you awake in the morning and ask you; Have you woken up? These are what makes me a Nigerian.
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