I was arguing with my wife about who among us is a coward and scared. After an undying argument, we decided to ask our children Mena and Martins who they think was a coward and scared between two of us. Mena my first child said, I am the coward and scared because I am scared of women. She said whenever I see a beautiful girl in town, I close my one eye. My wife realising the meaning of this got angry with me. Our second child Martins, said, mine is nothing! That I am not a coward like his mother because, mummy is so scared to sleep alone. Whenever I work night shift, she sleeps with the man next door, sometimes she invites the Gardener or Uncle George to sleep with her. Sometimes Uncle Tobore the Youth Corper, after leaving my room even escorts her to the bathroom and bath with her just because she is scared.
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