I was at a bar drinking after having an argument at home with my wife. I just went to the bar to come of it. As I was stepping down, as in drinking, that's how we call it here in Warri. When you are drinking you are stepping down. So as I was stepping down, a man came into the bar, climbed up to the stage and started screaming; Who is the strongest man here, show yourself! I say show yourself, the strongest man here. Who is the strongest man here, show yourself. I stood up with my hefty body like that of Arnold Schwarzenegar and walked straight to him. With my baloton voice I said; Here I am, I am the strongest man here. Seeing me, he said hmm, and asked, are you sure you are the strongest man here? I said yes. He stared at me from head to toe and said okay, and then smiled and said; That's good! Please come and help me push my car to the mechanic.
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