I was in a bus with an old man and a beautiful girl sat close to him. I wanted to light my cigarette. What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus? Do you want to kill this beautiful girl? The old man asked. Sorry sir, I said and pocketed back my cigarette.
After a long time in the traffic without movement, the beautiful girl stretched out her hands in the air and an offensive odour came out of her armpit. Immediately, the old man said to me; Young man, light your cigar! Sir? I contemplated. Are you deaf? I say light the cigar. He said. Okay sir! I replied and brought it out and lit it. Blow it to my nose, blow it!!! He shouted. Okay sir! I replied and did as told.
He said; It is better to die this way than to die that way.
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