My Lovemaking Uncle

My uncle's wife, who was becoming frustrated with her husband's constant demands for sex decided to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she wrote on a piece of paper, Darling, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me darling, just understand the point I am driving at, and let me know if my request is too demanding for you to adhere to.

On her way out through the door, she used a refridgerator magnet and stucked the note to the door of the fridge, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accept her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home from work, she glanced at the refridgerator and noticed that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, Honey, I didn't realise that I was putting you under so much pressure I am sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page. 1. TUESDAY 2. THURSDAY 3. TODAY 4. TOMORROW N.B: I love you too, and remember it is still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs!!!"

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