I was heading to church today sunday with five goats, two dogs and ten chickens. I met Frekens my friend on the way who was also going to church with dogs, cat, chickens, goats and pigs.
At the entrance of the church, the Ushers stopped us. What are these for? They asked. To serve the Lord! Frekens replied. How sir? They asked. Frekens said, I mean to worship God. Can't understand sir! They said.
I retorted; Were you people not in church last sunday when pastor said all living things must serve and worship the Lord?
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