A Nigerian Policeman stopped
a motorist and asked for his
driver's license.
The Motorist scuffles around in his purse and
can't find it. He said to the
Officer, "I must have left it
at home, officer."
The Policeman said, "Well, do you
have any kind of identification?"
The motorist scuffles
around in his purse again,
and found a pocket mirror.
He looked at it and said to the
Officer, "All I have is this picture of myself."
The Officer said, "Let me see it,
then."
So the motorist gave the
mirror to the Officer, who
looked at it, and replied, "Well, if I had known you
were a police officer, I
wouldn't have even pulled
you over. You can go
now."
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