My uncle's wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband my uncle opening the front door. She said; Hurry! Stand in the corner. She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and dusted him with white powder. She whispered; Don't move until I tell you to. Just pretend you are a statue. My uncle walked in and asked; What is this, honey? She replied; Oh, it's just a statue, The Umukoro's bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too. Later that night when they went to sleep, around two in the morning my uncle got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with an apple and a glass of milk. He said to the statue; Here! Eat something! I stood like a statue at the Umukoro's for three days and nobody offered me anything, not even a glass of water.
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