This is one of the great difference between a Nigerian guy and an American guy using the ATM at midnight. Let us first take a look on how an American guy uses the ATM at midnight; The American guy drives his car towards the ATM machine, and he gets down, leaving his car key on the ignition, picks up his ATM card and walks down to the ATM machine whistling (attracting hears) then he inserts his ATM card into the machine and types the amount he wants to collect still whistling, then he withdraws the money and walks to his car, counting the money as he walks. He hops in and zooms off! But when the
Nigerian guy wants to withdraw some money from the ATM at Midnight, he drives towards
the ATM machine, stops for a while, then he observe the people around, switches off his ignition! Roll the glass up, and roll up his
sleeves if he is wearing a shirt, locks his car and keep his key in the inner pocket then he gets down from the car! Tip-toes to the ATM looking at his back, sides and even up! He looks around for two minutes and inserts his
ATM card into the machine, types the amount he wants to collect, then he looks back! After spending abound 20 minutes! He returns to
the ATM about to receive the money and hears the sound of a car passing by, he gets shocked, retrieved his ATM card and runs back to his car without fulfilling his mission, zooming off in fright.
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