Security Man: Aaahaa! I have caught you stealing fish red-handed.
Me: What do you mean by red-handed?
Security Man: You have got a bucket full of fish right there, you can not talk your way out of it.
Me: Oh, Security, you don’t understand, I have not stolen anything. These are my pet fish. I bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After they have had a good swim, they come back to the bucket and we go back home. I can prove it.
I dipped the bucket in, and the fishes swam away. The Security Man and I stood in silence for 2, 10, 20 minutes, no sign of the fish coming back to the bucket. The Security Man then shouted at me; Aaahaa! You lying rogue! You steal fish! I replied him; Which fish did I steal? Where is your proof?
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