Ofego went to a woman in a neighbourhood and requested for water to wash his hand and leg. The woman willingly gave him a bucket of water and a towel. She kind heartedly assisted him in washing the hand and leg and drying them off. After drying, she went inside house to get Ofego vaseline to rub. As she was inside, her husband showed up. So you are the said man that has been sleeping with my unsatisfying wife. He asked Ofego scornfully. Ofego pretendly as if he didn't hear him and just concentrated staring in another direction. Are you not the one I am talking to? The man queried. Which wife? This your wife that looks like someone that was given out for marriage to pay up a debt. She is not even sweet sef and you call her a wife. Ofego exclaimed. Oh! The man said, you have tested her already, that is good. I did not test her, Ofego said, she only helped me in cooling down. In cooling down what? The man queried, your manly appetite right? What manly appetite? I don't even have boyly appetite talkless of manly appetite. Ofego said and added; You should thank your stars that you have a wife that corresponds to charity, a cheerful giver that gives freely and willingly. Not coming here ranting like an overfed hippopotamus. Or are you an hippopotamus? You even look like one sef with those days of Elijah beards you are carrying. Relax, and feel at home, this is your home, home they say is the best. You should welcome me for coming to beg your wife for pleasure, and not chase me away like you are doing now. The man just stared at him. Ofego continued talking looking sideways. The man calculated and released a hot slap on his face. Ofego felt the sharpness and took to his heels. The man ran after him. Ofego ran into the streets. He almost got hit by a Keke Napep but he swerved to dogde it and the keke napep went to hit the man. To Ofego's surprise, the man did not fall down. The Keke Napep fell down. Ofego continued running for his sad life as the man chased him without relenting. As Ofego was running he saw 1,000 Naira note on the ground and stopped to pick it. As he was about running again, he could not. He tried but he could not. He tried but he could not. He tried, this time harder but he could not. He then looked back to behold the man holding his shirt. Episode Eleven Next!
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