Men! It's time now for us to learn, stop calling your wife/girlfriend every minute asking for her whereabout. I used to do it and now I've learnt my lesson. Are we the ones more drunk in the love? Are they not drunk in the love too? I know we love and want to show them we care about their wherebouts but it should be moderate. Imagine a man calling his wife 50 times a day asking the same question, my wife, where are you? That was me! Now I've paid the price. In relationships/marriage unions this days most guys/men call their girlfriend/wife atleast 20 times a day just to know where they are. It's unfair. I got what I never bargained for when I was doing this and brought myself to order, not to do it again. How I got served, was when I got married, and was so happy that I married the woman of my dreams and at the same time I became conscious of her well being and called her every minute just to ask her where she was. Likewise too, I was jealous too, and barred her from talking to my fellow men to avoid loosing her to them. When I'm at the office I fear for where she would be and would call her asking; Honey where are you? She would say; Darling, I'm at home. I would ask if she is sure. She would say yes. I would then tell her to turn on the blender for me to be sure. She would turn on the blender and it'll start making noise. I'll then say; Okay honey, bye bye. Minutes later, I would call again asking; Honey where are you? She would say; At home darling! Are you sure? I would ask. She would say, yes! Turn on the blender. I would say. She would turn it on and it'll start making noise. I would say; Okay honey bye bye. One day when I went to work, My battery immediately got low and became empty, I forgot to charge it the previous night and there was no means of charging it in the office so I did not call her throughout that day to ask where she was. After work that day, I got home in the evening and found her sister who was staying with us then, alone at home, watching T.V. I asked her, where was my wife. She replied, uncle, I don't know o, as soon as you left for work this morning, she went out with the blender and has not returned since then.
hahahahaha!!! served u right.
ReplyDeleteI really got what I deserved bro!
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