I was going to church last sunday from Olodi Street to Ajamimogha. The distance is so far. I had no T.fare on me and resorted to trekking. I must be in church that sunday, I told myself. It has been long I went to church so this sunday will not be an exception. I said in me. As I walked, I started seeing new advertisements of churches on their banner at their entrance. Some made me laugh and cry at the same time. Take a look at them; Number one, Free trip to heaven, come inside for more details. Two, Searching for a new look, have your faith lifted here. Three, Come in and pray today, beat the christmas and if you are a student come and fight your exams, especially JAMB and come out top, hurry up. Four, Sign broken-message inside every sunday. Five, Come work for the Lord, the work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low, but the retirement benefits are out of this world. Six, If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns. Seven, Seven days without prayer, makes one weak. Eight, No Jesus, No Peace, Know Jesus, Know peace. Nine, The wages of sin is death, repent before payday. Ten, How will you spend eternity, smoking or non-smoking. Eleven, Do not wait for a hearse to take you to church. Twelve, If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again. Thirteen; This is a ch__ ch! What is missing? U R. Fourteen, are you in the dark, follow the son. Fifteen, Avoiding the son can be hazardous to your health. And lastly but not the last that I saw, Sixteen, Fight truth decay, study the bible daily.
so so 4nny! Like seriously 'dis is a CH_ _CH. Wot is missn? U R' :o lwkmd.......
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