What?? Everybody exclaimed. Young man, are you normal, why is all these coming from you? The village head's spokeman asked. They are coming from me because you people are refusing to respect yourselves, ignorant village chipmunks elders, If you people talk more than yourselves you'll leave here headless. Nfelo said walking out of the scene. What did he just say to us, abomination! Come back here small boy. Elder Afube called out. All the elders were surprised at Nfelo's awful attitude. Elders please, control justice with mercy by forgiving him. Just act as if you didn't hear his last words cause if you do as if you heard them it'll pain you to heart. Ofego said. That boy is ill mannered. And he calls himself a comedian, what kind of comedian is he? Elder Afube muttered. An evil comedian! Ofego said. Nfelo returned. It's okay for you people now, I want you all to leave my son's compound. I want to sleep my afternoon sleep? And who is that your son? Elder Udenwa asked. My late father! When he was alive! He was my father! Now that he is dead, he is my son. Cause you killed him, you killed him. Ofego barked. Shut up and sit down! Half baked brother! Nfelo shouted at Ofego. Elders I say leave. Young man, are you out of your senses? Asked the village head's spokeman. I said leave or bear eye witness to my wrath. Elders please leave, I know where I got him from, he doesn't have a heart, he kills! Mama admitted. This boy has gone mad. Elder Afube said. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Nfelo yelled. Ofego quickly carried Mama on his back and ran into the house. Suddenly thunder struck and Elder Afube's body became clothed with Ebola. The rest of the elders took to their heels including the oldest man in the village, Elder Udenwa. No! What is this? This taste like Ebola in me. Elder Afube cried. It is Ebola! Nfelo said. Nfelo please forgive my mouth, I didn't wanted to say what my mouth said. I was pushed by my tongue. Elder Afube explained. You will leave with the Ebola till government comes and quarantine you. That's if they see you pick cause you have only 21 days to live. Nfelo told him. He cried out into the streets. With everybody running from him as if he was a ghost. The news spread like wildfire that Elder Afube now has Ebola. Before he got home, his wife and children had packed out of the house into the bush. Nfelo laughed out loud; Lol, lol, lol, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing my ass out. I'm the comedian of this Sagem kingdom, not a comedian of laughter, a comedian of sorrow. I'm here to make everyone wreck their ribs instead of cracking it. This is just the beginning. Watch out for Episode 4
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