A day before yesterday, I was watching the Nigeria - Sudan match at a viewing centre close to my house. A man walked in and sat beside me. Hello, how is it going? Is it a football match that they are playing? He asked. I replied; Yes. Is it not it that you are watching? I asked, surprised. Okay. He said, Please, who and who are playing? That is it on the television na. Nigeria Versus Sudan. I replied. He exclaimed; Oh! Okay! Please, who is wearing red? It is Sudan that is wearing red. I replied. Okay, he said, who is wearing green? I grumbled; Ohhhh!! See it na, it's Nigeria. Okay, don't be offended. Ehm, is it first half or second half? Sir, I wonder where you are from. It is first half na. See it on the t.v, it's first half, 20 minutes. Oh! Okay, he said, please what is the score line? He asked. Look here sir, I replied, it is zero, zero. It's it that we are watching. He said; Okay, I get it, zero, zero. Please, who has zero?
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