I was in a job interview with my wife. I was called in first and got to know that the questions they asked me would be the ones they would ask her. So when I came out I told her all the answers to the questions and helped her crammed them. The first answer was yes, the second one was Monkey, the third one was Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, the fourth one was Boko Haram and the fifth one which is the last one was HIV. But when my wife got in, the interviewer became interested in her. Madam, he called, and asked, the man that just left must be your husband right? She said; Mhmmmm! The man then decided to ask her simple questions. He began with the interview, are you single? My wife replied; Yes. He asked; What is the name of your interviewer? She said; Monkey! The man said no problem and continued with the interview; Who would you say is the greatest terrorist in the world? She said; Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. The man said okay, who in Nigeria do you wish long life? She said; Boko Haram. Well, the man said, that is good madam, but what will you give me in return, if I give you the job? She smiled and said; HIV!
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