Ugly Man Complains Why Wouldn't Girls Just Let Him Be

I was travelling with my ugliness, driving all night and by morning I was still far from where I was going. I decided to stop at the next town I reached that early morning, and parked in a quiet place so that I can sleep for atleast one hour and continue my journey. As luck would have it, the quiet place I stopped happened to be one of the town's major jogging road. I was just about to sleep when a knock came on my car window. I looked and saw a girl jumping in front of my window. She was a jogger. Yes, what do you want? I asked. She said; Excuse me sir, do you know where time is? I looked at my car clock and told her; Time is 6:08. She thanked me and left. I settled down, and was about dozing off when another knock came on my car window again, it was another jogger, a girl still. Excuse me sir, she said, do you know where time is? Time is 6:19! I told her. She thanked me and left. I raised up my head and looked outside through the window, at the back far from where my car was, I saw many joggers coming and passing by. I knew it wouldn't take long before another one will come to disturb me. To avoid another disturbance, I picked biro and paper and wrote and placed a sign on my car window which says; I don't know where time is! I then settled down to sleep. I was just dozing off when another knock came on my car window, it was another girl again, a jogger, she said; Sir, sir, I know where time is, time is 6:45!

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