You have two choices in
life:
You can stay single and
be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a get together party, one
woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the
wrong finger?" The woman replied, "Yes, I married the
wrong man."
A lady published an AD on a newspaper:
"Husband Wanted".
The next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same
thing:
"You can have my own."
When a woman steals
your husband, there is no better revenge
than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete
until she is married. Then
she is finished.
A little boy asked his Dad,
"Daddy, how much does it
cost to get married?"
His Dad replied, "I don't
know my son, I'm still
paying." A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in
some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries
her?" His Dad replied, "That
happens in every country my son."
Then there was a woman
who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married,
and by then, it was too
late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. One man told his friend, "My wife's an angel!" The friend remarked, "You are lucky, my own is still alive."
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